https://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/05/hell-is-other-states-pt-2-pretentiouspdx-hits-the-road/2022-03-10T21:34:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/05/hell-is-other-states-part-i-pretentiouspdx-hits-the-road/2022-03-10T21:34:17+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/06/07/false-idols-in-the-curated-city-4-rules-for-talking-about-gentrification-in-portland/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5376-cropped.jpgIMG_5376 cropped"Alright, now look into waaay off in the distance. On a good day, you can see affordable housing."https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lewis_and_clark.jpgLewis_and_ClarkThe Original Hipsters. Ascots are so in, this year. (Source: Wikimedia Commons)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_4356.jpgIMG_4356Contrary to popular belief, not everything in Portland was made with logs.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_5234.jpgIMG_5234Pictured: Authentic Portland Dining, circa 1985https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_3811.jpgIMG_38112022-01-10T02:25:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/about/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_7871.jpgIMG_7871https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hipsterlogogenerator_1418457860105.pnghipsterlogogenerator_1418457860105https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hipsterlogogenerator_1418457651238.pnghipsterlogogenerator_1418457651238https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/readwave_full_logo.jpgreadwave_full_logohttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1346.jpgHipster-in-Chief2022-01-09T21:18:24+00:00weekly0.6https://pretentiouspdx.com/2018/08/22/pop-up-magazine-returns-to-revolution-hall/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/pum_fall_3-2.jpgPUM_FALL_3-2https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/img_5167-e1534961288373.jpgIMG_51672018-09-08T01:20:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2017/09/12/embracing-the-unexpected-pop-up-magazine-returns-to-portland/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/fall17_tour-annoucement_insta.jpgFALL17_Tour Annoucement_INSTAhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/pum_erin_brethauer_s1a3899.jpgPUM_Erin_Brethauer_S1A38992018-08-22T18:16:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/05/selling-out-is-fun/2018-08-22T03:55:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/05/yume-meets-a-mathematician/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yume-and-the-mathematician.jpgYume and the MathematicianIs this a dollar? Yes, but it's a very shitty dollar.2018-08-22T03:52:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/28/your-cheatin-heart/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/final-things.jpgFinal Thingshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kesha.jpgKeshaThis could be you, too! (Courtesy of JJChandler.com)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pina-colada.jpgPina ColadaYou know what this is? The recipe for divorce.2018-08-22T03:49:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/08/19/thomas-and-sons-distillery/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_6185.jpgIMG_6185https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_6199.jpgIMG_6199https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_6200.jpgIMG_6200https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_6196.jpgIMG_6196https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_6197.jpgIMG_61972018-08-22T03:42:38+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2017/09/02/proof-reading-karen-lockes-guide-to-booze-in-portland/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/img_4079.jpgIMG_40792017-09-02T23:20:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/team-pretentiouspdx/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/10999319_1568761076744437_7686835113030827534_n.jpg10999319_1568761076744437_7686835113030827534_nLynsey Smith2017-04-30T18:05:56+00:00weekly0.6https://pretentiouspdx.com/2016/09/24/a-pretentioupdx-preview-of-the-bar-institute-northwest/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_7116.jpgimg_7116https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_7076.jpgimg_7076https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_7141.jpgimg_71412016-10-15T07:02:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2016/06/11/party-of-the-century-2016-negroni-social/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/negroni-social.pngNegroni Socialhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-11-at-3-41-08-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-06-11 at 3.41.08 PM2016-06-25T17:32:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2016/05/21/were-back-introducing-fridaynightsalone/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fna-logo.jpgFNA Logo2016-05-21T22:42:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/10/17/pretentiouspdxs-guide-to-portland-cocktail-week-2015/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_6176.jpgIMG_61762015-10-17T23:00:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/10/10/old-town-new-ideas-behind-the-scenes-at-society-hotel/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_6841.jpgIMG_6841https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_6608.jpgIMG_6608A lot of the wood used in the hotel has been salvaged from other parts of the building, including the old doors that line the walls of the lobby.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_6628.jpgIMG_6628https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_6627.jpgIMG_6627https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_6635.jpgIMG_6635The view from Society's rooftop deck.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_6612.jpgIMG_6612https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_6615.jpgIMG_6615Chinatown, as seen from the Society.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_6624.jpgIMG_66242015-10-13T05:49:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2014/11/26/amytheberge/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/amyhat-copy.jpgamyhat - Copyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/amyhat.jpgamyhathttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/amyandmichael.jpgamyandmichael2015-08-26T07:17:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/08/19/6-things-to-catch-at-techfestnw-2015/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tfnw-logo-white.pngtfnw-logo-whitehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/31-emd.jpg31-emdhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_5583.jpgIMG_55832015-08-19T09:24:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/08/02/the-sounds-sights-of-project-pabst-2015/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_6008.jpgIMG_6008https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5987.jpgIMG_5987https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5979.jpgIMG_5979https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5978.jpgIMG_5978https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5892.jpgIMG_5892https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5878.jpgIMG_5878https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5875.jpgIMG_5875https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_9540.jpgIMG_9540https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_9539.jpgIMG_9539https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_9538.jpgIMG_95382015-08-02T21:49:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/07/27/inside-project-pabst-2015-part-i/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_6132.jpgIMG_6132https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_6075.jpgIMG_6075Weezerhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_6053.jpgIMG_6053Passion Pithttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_6065.jpgIMG_6065Buzzcockshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_6003.jpgIMG_6003Terry and Louiehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5996.jpgIMG_5996Wild Oneshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5986.jpgIMG_5986Hustle and Dronehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5977.jpgIMG_5977Wampirehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5948.jpgIMG_5948Blondiehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5947.jpgIMG_5947Run The Jewels2015-07-27T03:20:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/08/departures/2015-07-15T05:23:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/07/11/pretentiouspdxs-guide-to-project-pabst-2015/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_3542.jpgIMG_3542Wild Oneshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/photo-4.jpgphoto 4https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_3207.jpgIMG_3207Disclaimer: Yes, TV On the Radio will be there, but I don't know how they're going to sound outdoors.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_2280.jpgIMG_2280Priory at December To Remember, last year.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10568883_818910826130_1864620316707112338_n.jpg10568883_818910826130_1864620316707112338_nThis could be you.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_4230.jpgIMG_4230Typically, when I talk about PBR, I'm talking about a beer and a shot - but in this case, it's more like a beer and an entire freakin' musical festival.2015-07-11T23:42:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/07/07/the-fight-for-portland-what-came-before-and-what-comes-after/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/315472_641590417650_937798231_n.jpg315472_641590417650_937798231_nIt was a simpler, less-pretentious time. Actually, that's a lie. We were always pretty pretentious.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10671348_920603388420_2090125263237108655_n.jpg10671348_920603388420_2090125263237108655_nAnyone who says that print media is dead has never seen their name in the paper.2015-07-08T04:33:36+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/05/25/invite-only-the-2015-negroni-social/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bttn.jpgBTTNNegroni General's Warning: If you attempt to drink 88 gin cocktails, you MAY go back to the future. Your PROBABLY will die. (Photo courtesy of Negroni Social)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2420.jpgIMG_2420(Photo courtesy Negroni Social)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/beckalay1.jpgbeckalay1https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/suhor_doug1.jpgsuhor_doug1(Photo courtesy of Negroni Social)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5215.jpgIMG_5215I had to do a lot of research for this article. It was hard. Really, really hard.2015-06-15T15:06:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/05/16/brunch-on-steroids-recollections-from-portland-monthlys-country-brunch/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5038.jpgIMG_5038All about that Gift Bag Lifestyle, baby.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5028.jpgIMG_5028https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5019.jpgIMG_5019https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5022.jpgIMG_5022https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5012.jpgIMG_5012Yes, I'm drinking my Interurban Bloody Mary with a Stumptown Cold Brew. I couldn't be more Portland if I tried.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5029.jpgIMG_5029Soup and a Sandwich is a little too hardcore for my first drink of the day, but whatever floats your boat, right?https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5011.jpgIMG_5011It wouldn't be brunch without a line, right?https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5031.jpgIMG_5031Urban Farmer's "2015-05-16T22:04:38+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/05/13/dont-call-it-a-comeback-produce-row-is-back/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5099.jpgIMG_5099It's good to be home.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5100.jpgIMG_5100Reunited, and it feels so good.2015-06-12T06:16:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2014/02/10/nowwhat/2015-04-11T23:33:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/03/20/my-twenties-in-10-songs-or-less-a-musical-autobiography/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/29.jpg29https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/28.jpg28https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/27.jpg27https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26-e1426380308681.jpg26https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/25.jpg25https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/24.jpg24https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/23.jpg23https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/22.jpg22https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/21.jpghttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20.jpg202015-03-21T19:28:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2015/01/30/tiquebox/2015-02-21T15:57:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2014/11/22/dubs/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/getdubs-case-pink.jpggetdubs-case-pinkPhotos courtesy of Doppler Labs.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/getdubs-case-grey.jpggetdubs-case-greyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/getdubs-case-green.jpggetdubs-case-greenhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/getdubs-case-blue.jpggetdubs-case-bluehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_3412.jpgIMG_3412This is what mercy looks like.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_1540.jpgIMG_15402015-02-10T05:14:38+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2014/11/21/pdxcw2014/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/whistlepig.jpgWhistlePigThis shot cost a million dollars.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cocktails.jpgCocktailsThis reporting business is a tough job, but I'm doing it for you, dear reader.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/appleton-estates.jpgAppleton EstatesAt the Appleton Estates party.2014-11-21T10:22:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/21/my-perfect-playlist-round-2/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/perfect-playlist-2.jpgPerfect Playlist 22014-11-15T19:39:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/05/my-perfect-playlist/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1192.jpgPerfect PlaylistHell yes, I'm famous on the internet. Correction: I'm MORE famous.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1438.jpgCassetteI used the Lo-Fi Filter for this Instagram. GET IT?2014-11-15T19:05:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/02/17/nickelback-challenge-part1/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/part-iii.jpgPart IIIhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/part-ii1.jpgPart IIhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/new-support-button1.jpgNew Support Buttonhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/incognito1.jpgIncognitoI don't want my computer to judge me anymore than it already does.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0922.jpgIMG_0922https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/c21eb1d4728d11e2ba2422000a1f9376_6.jpgc21eb1d4728d11e2ba2422000a1f9376_6"All warfare is based on deception. Also, Chad Kroeger blows."2014-11-15T18:21:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/06/22/cliqueplaylist/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/capitol-hill.jpgcapitol hillhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kendrickgkmc.jpgKendrickGKMChttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ak-47_type_ii_part_dm-st-89-01131.jpgAK-47_type_II_Part_DM-ST-89-01131"But shit, it was 99 cents!" (Source: Wikipedia.com)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mia-kala.jpgMia-kalahttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/my_beautiful_dark_twisted_fantasy.jpgMy_Beautiful_Dark_Twisted_Fantasyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/phantogram.jpgPhantogramhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/yelawolf-trunk-0-60.pngYelawolf-trunk-0-60https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/miike_snow_-_paddling_out_cover.jpgMiike_Snow_-_Paddling_Out_Coverhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rihanna_-_pour_it_up.jpgRihanna_-_Pour_It_Uphttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/clique_artwork.jpegClique_Artwork2014-10-29T03:02:23+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2014/10/14/kavaj/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_0654.jpgIMG_0654https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_0652.jpgIMG_0652https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_0651.jpgIMG_0651https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_0650.jpgIMG_0650https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_0649.jpgIMG_0649https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_0656.jpgIMG_06562014-10-25T18:52:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2014/02/10/tc/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tc.jpgTC2014-10-25T18:52:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/11/06/tfln/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3949.jpgIMG_3949A typical month in the life of a music blogger.2014-10-25T18:52:00+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/09/15/knrk/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-3.jpgphoto 3The detritus of MusicFestNW... and a great life.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-2.jpgphoto 2Pretty good look, if I do say so, myself.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-1.jpgphoto 12014-10-25T18:51:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/11/28/things-we-lost/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_1533.jpgIMG_1533There's no deep-seated significance to this photo - I just though you probably needed to something pretty to look at by now.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_1657.jpgIMG_16572014-10-25T18:47:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/09/02/live-from-musicfestnw/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130902-153915.jpg20130902-153915.jpgTime's a wastin', kids!2014-10-25T18:47:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/09/04/musicfestnw-live-blog-day-1/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130903-213140.jpg20130903-213140.jpg2014-10-25T18:47:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/09/05/musicfestnw-live-blog-day-2/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130904-221318.jpg20130904-221318.jpghttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130904-212353.jpg20130904-212353.jpg2014-10-25T18:47:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/08/09/byrd/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/998995_10152018108892516_678222644_n.jpgRichardMarlowRichard Marlow 1939 - 2013https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/william_byrd.jpgWilliam_ByrdIf you looked in the dictionary under "Sixteenth Century English Badasses", you'd probably see this guy's picture.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/st-stephen.jpgSt Stephen2014-10-25T18:44:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/07/28/lwimchicago/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mgm-2.jpgMGM 2https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mgm-1.jpgMGM 1https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/california-wives.jpgCalifornia Wives2014-10-25T18:43:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/06/30/94cents/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gum.jpggum"Ah, fuck it."https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tickets.jpgtickets"I'm sure Macklemore is awesome and all, but these episodes of Gossip Girl aren't going to watch themselves!"https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/concerts.jpgConcertsWe paid a buck for this!2014-10-25T18:43:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/06/16/clique/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/crew.jpgcrewSometimes we play the "Guess Which Hand" game as a group.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0364.jpgIMG_0364Three people toting five iOS devices on a roadtrip? Perfectly normal where I come from.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ferris.pngferrisI get texts like this ALL THE TIME.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pokemon.jpgPOKEMONThe names are often similar, too.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/musicfestnw.jpgMusicFestNWYAWN. I've seen all of these bands, already. (Source: Stereogum.com)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/absinthe.jpgabsintheWhat do you mean, "You don't have a favorite absinthe"?https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/atlantic-garbage-patch-5.jpgAtlantic-Garbage-Patch-5This is what friendship looks like. (Source: Inhabitat.com)2014-10-25T18:42:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/05/09/fauxiversary/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-4b.pngstats 4Bhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-4a.pngstats 4ahttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-3b.pngstats 3Bhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-3a1.pngstats 3Ahttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-3a.pngstats 3ahttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-2c.pngstats 2chttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-2b.pngstats 2bhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-2a.pngstats 2Ahttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-11.pngstats 1https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stats-1.pngstats 12014-10-25T18:42:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/04/07/bita/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/430859_396116963813505_1335524859_n.jpg430859_396116963813505_1335524859_nThese assholes: https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/575998_10151836835343782_278989671_n.jpg575998_10151836835343782_278989671_nhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/483377_436539963104538_986891502_n.jpg483377_436539963104538_986891502_nhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0167.jpgIMG_0167https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_1045.jpgIMG_1045Not only did I know these guys before they were cool, I knew these guys BEFORE I USED INSTAGRAM. Whoa.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0333.jpgIMG_0333"What? Yes, I'd love to hear more about your acoustic death-metal trio. I just need to drink three more of these."https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_1103.jpgIMG_1103"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!" Barbara in the Attic plays a Valentine's Day gig at Shanahan's in Vancouver, Washington.2014-10-25T18:42:06+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/03/06/lastweekinmusic/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/revadevito.jpgrevadevitohttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/minden.jpgMindenhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/delawarr.jpgdelawarr2014-10-25T18:35:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/02/17/nickelback-challenge-part3/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/finito.jpgfinitoThank God. Also: WTF?https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lancebass.jpglancebass"Lance Bass called. He wants his haircut back."https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screencap1.jpgscreencap"Research"https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screencap.jpgscreencap"Research"https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sex.jpgsexNickelback: Worst Math tutor ever. https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/margarethamiltoninthewizardofoz.jpgMargaretHamiltoninTheWizardOfOzHey baby... looking for a good time?https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cousinviolet.jpgcousinviolet"Who is this Duchess of Detroit that you refer to? I don't think I've ever heard of her."2014-10-25T18:35:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/02/17/nickelback-challenge-part2/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/too-damn-good.jpgtoo damn goodUgh. Get a dictionary already.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/over-the-edge-car-lake_www-txt2pic-com.pngover-the-edge-car-lake_www-txt2pic-comThese signs must be everywhere in Nickelback's town. (Sign made at Dangersigngenerator.com - yeah, that's a real thing.)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0941.jpgIMG_0941Kill me now.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0934.jpgIMG_0934"Ok, what's up next? Put... It... In.. Your... Mouth. Lovely."https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0928.jpgIMG_0928"Let's rock this bitch! Oh, wait..."https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/liveblog.jpgLiveblogLiveblogging during The Nickelback Challenge - Artists Representation.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/part-i1.jpgPart I2014-10-25T18:35:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/02/14/bittersweetheart/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rontoms.jpgrontomshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/valerie_cover.jpgValerie_Coverhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/transatlanticism.jpgTransatlanticismhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-neighbourhood-a-little-death.jpgthe-neighbourhood-a-little-deathhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tell-me.jpgtell-mehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the_heist_macklemore.jpegThe_Heist_Macklemore.jpeghttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rilo_kiley_-_more_adventurous.jpgRilo_Kiley_-_More_Adventuroushttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lykke_li_-_little_bit_single_cover.jpgLykke_Li_-_Little_Bit_single_coverhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/belle-brigade.jpgbelle brigadehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fencescover.jpgfencescover2014-10-25T18:34:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2013/01/10/train-in-vain/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/train2.jpgtrain2You know what these two images have in common? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/train.jpgTrain2014-10-25T18:33:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/12/27/hood-river-christmas/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/securedownload1.jpgsecuredownloadThis photo? Posed? Of course not. I spend all kinds of time just chillin' on the couch with a bottle of single malt.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/beer-cooler.jpgbeer coolerSurprise Snowstorm or Hipster Beer Cooler? You decide.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/snow.jpgsnow#allofthesnowhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/541743_670178272360_939448485_n-1.jpg541743_670178272360_939448485_n (1)https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/15883_670155902190_824346686_n.jpg15883_670155902190_824346686_nThe main reason I wrote this blog? So I could show off my sick new cufflinks.2014-10-25T18:33:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/12/26/straight-outta-cambridge/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_0651.jpgIMG_0651https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_0647.jpgIMG_0647https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_0646.jpgIMG_0646https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_0696.jpgIMG_0696Put on your cufflinks and let's get weird, Portland!2014-10-25T18:33:23+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/12/09/a-secular-december-playlist/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/securedownload.jpgsecuredownloadhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stealing_fire_album_cover.jpgStealing_Fire_album_coverhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/now-is-the-start.jpgNow Is the Starthttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fow-welcome_interstate_managers.jpgFOW-Welcome_Interstate_Managershttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/danauerback_keepithid_cover.jpgDanauerback_keepithid_coverhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/great_lake_swimmers_album_cover_by_great_lake_swimmers.jpgGreat_Lake_Swimmers_album_cover_by_Great_Lake_Swimmershttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/east_grand_blues.jpgEast_Grand_Blueshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/little-hurricane.jpgLittle Hurricanehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/feist_metals.jpgFeist_Metalshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/songs_for_a_breakup_vol_1.jpgSongs_for_a_Breakup_Vol_12014-10-25T18:33:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/12/07/threechristmasconcerts/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rose.jpgrosehttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/journey.jpgjourneyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/avemariaposter_emailversion.jpgAveMariaPoster_EmailVersion2014-10-25T18:32:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/30/a-cup-of-cheer/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ale-fest.jpgAle FestWhy do these pinups look Asian? Beats me.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ale-fest-tix.jpgAle Fest TixDid I start a blog to get free shit? Absolutely.2014-10-25T18:32:38+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/27/jukebox/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1016.jpgIMG_10162014-10-25T18:25:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/12/new-on-the-scene/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-copy1.jpgUntitled - Copyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-copy.jpgUntitled - Copyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled.jpgUntitled2014-10-25T18:21:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/11/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1456.jpgIMG_14562014-10-25T18:21:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/10/bend-tastic/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pilot-butte-insta.jpgpilot butte instahttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/velvet.jpgVelvetI wish more places offered Tableside Keg Service.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/smith-rock.jpgSmith Rockhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pilot-butte-panorama.jpgpilot butte panoramahttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/iphone-station.jpgiphone stationhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/growler.jpggrowlerThese growlers are pretty bad-ass, too.2014-10-25T18:21:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/06/learning-to-love-the-girl-next-door-a-little/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0238.jpgIMG_0238Not Pictured: People getting down tonight.https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0236.jpgFireflyHUG ME!https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/image.jpegCRJ x3Clockwise from left: CRJ, CRJ, and CRJ2014-10-25T18:16:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.com/2012/11/06/new-and-improved/https://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/on-sunglasses.jpgOn Sunglasseshttps://pretentiouspdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1655.jpgIMG_16552013-09-14T18:04:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pretentiouspdx.comdaily1.02022-03-10T21:34:50+00:00